FactSmack is a satirical news platform. All content on this site — including headlines, quotes, articles, interviews, and images — is entirely fictional and intended for entertainment purposes only.
💡 Seriously, don’t take us seriously.
- We make things up.
- The people quoted probably never said that.
- The situations described never happened.
- If something sounds true, that’s just the world being weird — not us being accurate.
😎 What We Stand For:
We believe in free speech, clever comedy, and slapping the absurdity out of reality — without punching down. That means:
- ❌ No racism
- ❌ No sexism
- ❌ No hate speech
- ❌ No mocking real tragedy or victimhood
We swear sometimes, but only when it’s funny.
We joke about public figures, not private people.
We roast society, not the wounded.
🔍 Questions or concerns?
If you think we crossed the line — let us know. We’re not here to hurt, we’re here to punch nonsense in the face.
Now go enjoy the fakest truth you’ll ever read.