🍪 Cookie Policy
Welcome to FactSmack, where your privacy is sort of important — but let’s be real: we also want to know everything about you, just like every other site with cookies, pixels, and an unnatural obsession with your browser habits.
What Are Cookies?
Cookies are tiny, delicious bits of data that live in your browser and report back to us like little digital spies.
They do NOT contain chocolate chips — we checked.
Why Do We Use Cookies?
We use cookies to:
- Make our site work (kind of)
- Know if you’ve been here before, and if so, why didn’t you share us?
- Remember your settings, like dark mode, or how many satire articles you’ve shame-clicked
- Analyze traffic so we can pretend we’re “data-driven”
- Show you ads for things you joked about once and now regret
What Kind of Cookies?
Here’s the breakdown:
- Essential cookies – Required to stop the site from combusting
- Analytics cookies – Let us know if our articles go viral or flat
- Marketing cookies – For targeted ads like “Do you want a fake news T-shirt?”
- Emotional cookies – Not real, but we like to pretend they track your feelings about aliens and AI refrigerators
Third-Party Cookies
Yes, our site uses third-party tools. We don’t fully understand what they do either.
They might watch you scroll. Or judge your mouse clicks. Or eat your dreams. We honestly don’t know.
Do You Have a Choice?
You can:
✅ Accept all cookies
⚙️ Customize them (and pretend it matters)
❌ Reject them, in which case we’ll silently glare at you from behind a cookie banner that never leaves
Final Word
By using FactSmack, you agree to our use of cookies, satire, and the occasional government keyword that puts you on a watchlist.
If you don’t like that, you probably shouldn’t be here anyway.
Let me know if you want it legally compliant underneath too — or just this chaotic truth bomb.
Also, I can whip up matching privacy or terms pages… equally unhinged. 😎