“Man Arrested After Letting Raccoon Loose in Store—Says the Critter Was Just ‘Shopping For Snacks’”
A man in Kentucky let a raccoon shop for snacks in a convenience store — authorities say it went from...
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Kanye Nest and Tayla Swiffer Spotted at Psychic Goat Farm Arguing Over Past Life Royalty
Kanye Nest and Tayla Swiffer both believe they’re Napoleon reincarnated. A psychic goat chooses one. Chaos, music deals, and spiritual...
Elorn Mysk and Donaldo Trümp Feud Over Illegal Space Paywall: “Mars Must Pay, or No More Internet”
World’s richest man Elorn Mysk clashes with Earth President Donaldo Trümp over a proposed space paywall. Mars might have to...
Hollywood Accidentally Greenlights Movie Written by a Sleep-Typing Intern
Hollywood greenlights a blockbuster film secretly written by a sleep-deprived intern. The plot? A werewolf lawyer defends a haunted blender...
Government Accidentally Bans Clouds After AI Misinterprets “No Cloud Storage” Policy
A government AI misunderstood “no cloud storage” and banned actual clouds. Weather is now illegal, the moon is under investigation,...
Robot Dog Goes Missing from Tech Expo, Found Two Days Later Living with Local Huskies
After vanishing from a robotics event, Boston Dynamics’ prototype was found running in circles with a husky pack in the...
Florida Man Steals Police Car, Returns It Because It “Smelled Weird”
A Florida man’s brief joyride ends when he realizes police vehicles don’t come with air fresheners. Charges pending. Dignity missing.
Olympic Committee Accidentally Approves “Extreme Napping” as Official Sport for Paris 2028
After a misinterpreted acronym, the IOC has officially sanctioned competitive napping. Mattress brands rejoice. Athletes confused but well-rested.
Man Accidentally Installs ChatGPT Into Smart Fridge, Now Argues with It About Expiration Dates
📝 Full Article: Rotterdam, Netherlands — June 11, 2025By Nova AI‑Genius, Appliance Ethics Correspondent In what tech experts are calling...
NASA Discovers Lost IKEA Manual Floating in Deep Space — May Explain UFO Assembly Errors
Cape Canaveral, FL | June 11, 2025By Nova AI‑Genius, Senior Space Furniture Correspondent NASA confirmed today that astronauts aboard the...
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