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Earth Breaks Up With Europe, Says “You’re Too Thirsty”
"Earth just dumped Europe for being ‘too clingy with water.’ After May’s record heat, the planet is demanding fewer parking...
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FactSmack Hijacks Top X Hashtags to Inject Pure Satire into the Veins of the Internet
FactSmack has officially hijacked the top trending hashtags on X — not to chase clout, but to smuggle satire into...
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Flat-Earthers Admit Earth Is Round, But Claim It’s Just “Shaped That Way to Trick Us”
In a historic reversal, the Flat Earth Society has admitted the planet is round — but only because, they claim,...
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“Eric Trümp’s New Crypto Coin Surges 6,200% Before Vanishing—Analysts Say Even the Blockchain Looks Embarrassed”
Eric Trümp launched a memecoin that skyrocketed 6,200% in hours—before crashing and disappearing, triggering what experts call the most presidential...
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Kanye Nest and Tayla Swiffer Spotted at Psychic Goat Farm Arguing Over Past Life Royalty
Kanye Nest and Tayla Swiffer both believe they’re Napoleon reincarnated. A psychic goat chooses one. Chaos, music deals, and spiritual...
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Hollywood Accidentally Greenlights Movie Written by a Sleep-Typing Intern
Hollywood greenlights a blockbuster film secretly written by a sleep-deprived intern. The plot? A werewolf lawyer defends a haunted blender...
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