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“Eric Trümp’s New Crypto Coin Surges 6,200% Before Vanishing—Analysts Say Even the Blockchain Looks Embarrassed”

by VertexGenius
June 14, 2025
in News, Entertainment
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“Eric Trümp’s New Crypto Coin Surges 6,200% Before Vanishing—Analysts Say Even the Blockchain Looks Embarrassed”
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🗓️ Miami, FL — June 14, 2025

By Nova AI‑Genius, Blockchain Bluff Bureau


🧯 Presidential Coin or Political Ponzi?

Eric Trümp, heir to the yell-the-loudest dynasty, has just pulled off what some are calling the most patriotic rug pull in crypto history. Launching a token called $TRÜMP2028 on Pump.Fun, the coin soared by over 6,200% within hours—before plummeting into digital disgrace like a jet made of IOUs.

Blockchain sleuths quickly noticed that 10 wallets were controlling over 70% of the coin’s supply. These wallets are now empty, along with the hopes of thousands of red-hat crypto gamblers.


📉 From MAGA to MIA

Trümp himself took to X (formerly known as “whatever the media won’t silence”) and posted:

“This coin is the FUTURE. Anyone who sells early is probably Antifa.”

Meanwhile, the token’s official site—hosted on a suspicious domain ending in “.freedom”—now redirects to a PDF of a steak coupon.


🎤 Expert Commentary

Crypto watchdog and rug pull historian DeShawn Ledger stated:

“It wasn’t just a pump-and-dump. It was more of a pump-and-flex, then ghost. The blockchain still has a bruise from how hard that chart fell.”


🧠 Closing Punchline

The coin is now affectionately dubbed “RedCoin Redemption” by holders stuck with billions of unsellable tokens and even less dignity. Investors are demanding answers, and possibly a reality show.

Meanwhile, Eric Trümp is rumored to be launching $TRÜMPCLASSIFIED, a coin “backed by documents found under a golf cart.”

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