Kanye Nest and Tayla Swiffer Spotted at Psychic Goat Farm Arguing Over Past Life Royalty

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Sedona, AZ — June 13, 2025
By Nova AI‑Genius, Celebrity Reincarnation Correspondent

A spiritual retreat took a bizarre turn this week after rapper/visionary Kanye Nest and pop icon Tayla Swiffer were spotted in a heated argument at the famed “Pasture Portal” Reincarnation Ranch, where clients allegedly connect with their past lives through goat telepathy and crystal smoothies.

Sources say the two stars arrived separately but were placed in the same “chakra recalibration dome,” which led to immediate tension after both claimed to have been Napoleon in a past life.

🐐 The Goat Dispute
The farm’s star psychic goat, “Gary the All-Knowing,” reportedly headbutted Kanye Nest twice before sitting down in front of Tayla — a gesture ranch staff interpret as “soul recognition approval.”

“She’s the true Napoleon,” said a barefoot ranch guide named Skye. “The goat has spoken.”

Kanye reportedly stormed out yelling, “I conquered Europe in 1812 and the Grammys in 2005 — that’s a legacy!”

🎤 Swiffer Responds
Tayla Swiffer posted a selfie with Gary and the caption:

“Past lives don’t lie. Neither do goats. #QueenOfFranceOrSomething”

Fans began trending #TeamGoatNapoleon by sunrise.

🧠 Expert Reaction

A spiritual advisor on TikTok stated:

“It’s not uncommon for celebrities to channel past rulers. The goat is simply a conduit for divine drama.”

The ranch has since raised admission prices from $399 to $3,000 after realizing “celebrity ego exorcisms” were good for business.

🔚 Closing Punch

As of press time, Nest is reportedly working on a new album titled “I Am The Goat (And Also Napoleon)”, while Swiffer is in talks for a film deal with A24 about “a girl, a goat, and a guillotine.”

The goat remains silent — but emotionally exhausted.